Mathematics of Life

The mathematical proof of the fundamental theorem that women are trouble.

1. To find a woman you need time and money, therefore:

Woman = Time x Money

2. "Time is money" so:

Time = Money

3. Therefore

Woman = (Money)²

4. "Money is the root of all problems"

Money = √ Problems 

5. Therefore

Woman = (√ Problems )²

Woman = Problems

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